Friday, February 14, 2014

Biden Embarks on Top Secret Pot Run to Colorado; Brings Back Good News to Democrats

(Please, excuse the sarcasm which is perpetuated throughout the ENTIRE piece!)

Vice President Joe "Gaffe" Biden opened his mouth and, naturally, lies came flying out again.  It is not surprising that "Say it ain't so, Joe" is creating his own reality again.  But, would you trust him under his leadership?  Do Democrats really believe the things that he says?  One can only wonder, but we don't have to sleep at night after saying these things.

"For the first time in my career, on every major issue, the American people agree with the Democratic party," Biden said while speaking at the House Democrats' annual retreat at the Hyatt Regency on Maryland's Eastern Shore, BuzzFeed reports
Really? That is not what most of us are hearing out in the real world, let alone in polls.  The Democrat Party is sinking faster than the Titanic and the only thing that can save them, and probably will, is the "Republican" Party.

"Even with all the difficulties you're now facing with the [Affordable Care Act], 55 percent of the American people don't want to see it repealed," he added, according to The Washington Times
Um, Joe, we aren't sure what you are smoking, but Americans are clearly behind repealing Obamacare. Real Clear Politics reports a 9.5% spread for the repeal of Obamacare.  

"They are with us," Biden said. "Let's go out and make every single effort not just to defend, but to aggressively push our agenda. I'm optimistic about America's prospects, and I'm optimistic about our prospects. So keep your eye on the ball."
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Yes, please do.  Tell people the Obamacare is great; be proud of those votes to keep it in place.  People are thrilled that it costs more, doesn't cover us well, and didn't insure any more Americans, right Joe?
"There isn't a Republican Party," the vice president said. "I wish there was a Republican Party. I wish there was one person you could sit across the table from and make a deal."
Joe, Joe, Joe....You would not like the Republican Party speaking with one voice and sitting across from you to "make a deal."  If the Republican Party did this, you would not have seen a debt limit increase, the government would still be shut down because you and the President do not negotiate, and your approval ratings would be worse than they are right now.  How about this: try to sit down with Rand Paul, Ted Cruz and Mike Lee and hash out a deal on anything.  Then, you can tell us how much you enjoyed "making a deal".

In fact, you should enjoy the fact that they are speaking with their establishment voice.  This just means there is little to no difference between Democrats and Republicans.  This is a walk in the park right now.  
"There may be reasons I don't run, but there's no obvious reason for me why I think I should not run," Biden told CNN's Kate Bouldan Friday. 
We wholeheartedly agree!  Please do run, because it makes politics VERY entertaining.  The biggest reason we see?  It should be an easy win for anyone resembling a Republican.  We sit with anticipation over what you will say next.  And, it isn't just what you say, you say it with such condescension to others, like Governor Palin during that last debate with her.  Your respect for women and opposing viewpoints really shone through.

And, Joe, please lay off the bong.  We don't want our kids to think it is ok to be high as a kite.  What you do behind closed doors is none of our business (just ask Bill Clinton), but let's not be doing this out in, please Joe, let's think before we speak next time.